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Rubber Sadness

A defeating sadness participants receive when it is discovered there is no more condoms left right before engaging in intercrourse. Symptoms include frustration, angst, unfufillment, and most notably blue balls.
Brett- Did you hook up with that random from the bar last night?

Steve- No man! I ran out of condoms and got rubber sadness. I couldn't risk it, so instead I had her give me a blow job.

Brett- That's the way to go. Rubber sadness is the worst!
by newyorkkk February 23, 2014
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satan sakes

It's an alternative for god's sake, but used by more satanic people and or people trying to get others attention whom are religious.
For example "Gosh John, why did you not go to the church of theistic satanism last night for Satan Sakes?"
by FortOfDoom September 15, 2014
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david sales

A all around asshole to younger siblings and with a average prostate size of 3-4 inches, and has a short temper
by My ninja nigga September 14, 2016
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Intense Sadness

The feeling that is expressed when the Urban doesn't publish any of your six variations of a definition.
I'm feeling intense sadness, ud didn't publish my definition.
by OmegaSoul December 11, 2016
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banana sales man

"Dude, stop being such a banana sales man!"
"I wanna be a banana sales man when I grow up, if you catch my drift."
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carter sales

The best friend that i got but can forget some things that he knows.
OMG! Its carter sales by bff's!
by i love apple pie! November 16, 2017
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sneaky salesman

where you have intercourse with your partner doggy style then when shes cumming you slip a thumb in her back door
that sneaky salesman got in last night didn't he
by pj67 December 2, 2017
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