ashley simpson

A girl I would really like to fuck

Ashley Simpson is a major hottie

by Dan Baran October 22, 2006

The Simpsons

Let me tell all of you stupid ass clowns,we dont care if you dont like the same things we do.So go FUCK OFF!

Hahahaha! You like the Simpsons and they suck!
Me:Could I give less of a fuck?

by Gman May 5, 2003

Jessica Simpson

A fun loving southern girl who is gorgeous and loves to laugh. Jessica Simpsons are loved by many, except for the ones who are jealous of them. May not be the smartest ones on the planet, but they don't care what other people think of them, because inside, they know who they are and what kind of person they are.

She is SUCH a jessica simpson.

by phoebeeee January 30, 2007

The Simpsons

I've always liked The Simpsons, and for all the people who are trying to act like "die hard" fans of the show.. You can't pick and choose seasons you like, and say others sucked, because that makes you a poser. Don't know the word? Look it up. Only a true fan would embrace EVERY episode, old OR new, and not bitch and complain like attention starved hookers about how it's gotten "stale" or whatever.. And as for all the rest who have nothing but negative shit to say about the show, why the fuck would you even be posting on this thread anyhow? oh, that's right! to get some god damn attention. So how about you run along and have mommy change your diapers, and come back when you've stopped acting like whiny ass cry baby bitches! The Simpsons always has been, and always will be great. And seems as though this is a thread about THE SIMPSONS, how about all you fucktard panty waste ass bags take your talk about other cartoons and put them where the fuck they belong...?

Random poster on Urban Dictionary threads: Hey let me leave a defenition on here that has absolutely nothing to do with The Simpsons.. And afterwards, I'll go cheat on the sheep with my sister, and later stick my baby dick all up in my dads ass, cause I'm a brain dead dick breathed ball-less bitch ya'll...

by dilly faggot dicks r 4 chicks! June 6, 2009

jessica simpson

Jessica Simpson...ROCKS i luv her...and has the best voice out of all the so called pop stars(cough cough hilary duff) out there...her and Christina A.!!!! rock on chickie!!! we luv ya!!!

Tamara(me) he momma and daddy guess whats comin on tonight!?!?!? NEWLYWEDS!!!
Mom: oh no..ur not wacthin that downstairs u have to go to your room 4 that...that dizy girl
Dad: o0o0 (in a very mean way) o jessica..jessica
Me: its funneh i luv that show!!!

by Tamara January 26, 2005

Jessica Simpson

To do, copy, and bash everything an ex-girlfriend of your boyfriend did/does like Jessica Simpson did to Carrie Underwood.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, she's such a copy cat!
Person 2: I know! She's totally Jessica Simpson-ing it!

Alternative: She's totally J.S.ing it!

by sjghazosejtog October 17, 2008

ashlee simpson

A talanted singer, whom people hate for some stupid reasons. Those haters are llamas and should not fucking talk because they have no fucking clue about anything.

Ashlee Simpson's concert rocked.

by me May 13, 2005