salon rat

women who work in salons and whose lives revolve around talking trash about other women while in salons...
generally women in their 30's who continue to dress as though they were in their 20's with glitter, animal print, rhinestones, etc.

Her intelligence only allows for conversation involving trash-talking about other women, what a salon rat!

by Marie Antoinette October 14, 2006

Salmonella

A very rare but feircley aggressive multi-condensed DNA gene that can be contracted threw close physical/sexual contact with the breeding organs aka: genitals of a dyslexic salmon with missing chromozones, once sexual penetration has been breached with the downsyndrome dyslexic salmon you will acquire salmonella

salmonella will change your DNA and turn you into a homosexual, if already a homo you will become a transvestite or a parking inspector

Oi bily ya risky fuck wit don’t put your cock in that retarded fish or youll get salmonella

by The dank salmon June 9, 2018

Saloni

Just the one with utmost will and desire....
She cares cures,,,,,,
defining beauty of saloni is a impossible task for any one.
the god himself has made her with full dedication and conviction in his work......
few words are not enough just saloni is aditya's heart...

saloni can be used as a replacement of cure........

by Mr.Devil cooldude November 24, 2021

Salmonpenis

A huge penis. You may mistake it for a tree.

That tree doesn't have any roots.
That's just Jon's salmonpenis.

by Loragol May 10, 2008

salvon

The prettiest, nicest, funniest, smartest person in the world

Zain likes that perfect girl salvon

by ♡salvon June 17, 2015

Salmoning

Walking against a lot of people headed in the opposite direction.

I ended up salmoning through the schoolkids at to get to my next class.

by Theo D-S October 1, 2007

Salmoned

The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.

Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"

by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008