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Phone Retarded

It means that you have absolutely no clue how to use a phone.....for example;
A.You never have it on
B.You never use it
C.You take forever to get back to someone w/ it
D+.Basically anything that impedes on those trying to reach you
DUDE!!!! YOU are seriously phone retarded. You are not even deserving to have one.
by DC_93 April 26, 2012
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lactose retarded

Another name for lactose intolerant, usually used by people who hate the fact they have the disorder.
Person: I wish I wasn't so lactose retarded, I miss my Nutella and hot chocolate!
by hellpuppy November 19, 2007
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legally retarded

Person who is more retarded than usual. He or she is so retarded that if they go to court they will be pronounced legally retarded.
OMG those girls are legally retarded.
by the reals deals August 11, 2010
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Jorge the Retarded Dolphin

A dolphin who appeared in many episodes of Flight of the Sea Creatures aired on HBO from 1988-1989. Jorge the Retarded Dolphin (otherwise known as JTRD) was a popular charecter who talked with a lisp and interrupted many a person with useless comments.
I love the way Jorge the Retarded Dolphin sniffles with his cute little nose
by STYU Alums November 2, 2006
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anal-retarded

when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)
After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.
by Daniel867 May 8, 2008
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Lyrically Retarded

lil pump ,lil yachty ,lil uzi vert are Lyrically Retarded
by evabmac October 6, 2017
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