Reston

A fine town in Virginia that is being destroyed by the liberal douches of Fairfax County who want to ruin people's lives and make Reston a communist enclave. There are so many new buildings that were ordered by brainless Maoists who have lived in Reston for 0-8 years, and the Reston Station is the worst event in Reston history, tied with them building Reston Town Center. Anybody who disagrees clearly knows nothing about Reston and came from somewhere like DC or California.

Person 1: Hey, you know Reston?
Person 2: Yes, it's becoming shit now.
Moron: The new buildings look nice! The Metro will bring so many opportunities.
Person 1: Shut up you filthy simpleton
Person 2: You know nothing about Reston
Moron: The development is good. I honor figures like Karl Marx, Fairfax County outta pay attention to that fine shit

by NormalPerson556 November 6, 2017

Restford

It means someone who is dumb can't do their jobs and scams people in Growtopia.

Zeh: Hey I met a Restford in SEEDS
OldGertie: Let's go there!

by unknownIndogwkwk March 8, 2020

Champps Rest. and Bar

A cluster shithole restaurants in Northern Virginia.

As I was walking out of Champps Rest. and Bar, I saw a rat proudly eating a hamburger and waving me goodbye.

by r00t June 17, 2003

The Great Reset

Starting over, or redoing it all created by the YouTuber: Ryan Trahan on his series “I survived on $0.01 for __ days”

Katie: Hey did you see Ryan Trahans new video?

Ben: No what video?

Katie: The video where he got reset

Ben: Oh you mean The Great Reset?

by Anonymous102002 June 26, 2022

bestie for the restie

He is ultimately your bestie for the restie

Phischer is my bestie for the restie

by theurbandn September 20, 2021

rested

lit, turnt, wrecked (esp. through use of weed)

"we're gonna get so rested at the party tonight!"

by not a girl, not yet a robot January 1, 2017

resting kms face

It's like resting bitch face except you just look like you're about to off yourself

Friend 1: hey are you okay? You look really sad.

Friend 2: oh yeah! I just have resting kms face.

by Schuii September 4, 2018