this is not real life

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.

mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.

by thisisnotreallife1993 November 13, 2010

Box Set Ready

Someone who is in their late twenties/early thirties who is single but established in life. They are well into their professional career, have a fancy car and own their own house. Their friends around them are settling down and having kids but a box set ready person remains single but is desperate to meet someone and quickly settle down so they can catch up with their settling down friends.

This person is "box set ready."

"My best mate has just got a raise at work and life is going great but she is box set ready!"

by Uglysoxdude January 24, 2017

hook and real

This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.

The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.

Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.

The hook and real gave me my war.

by Jb habes March 10, 2017

English Class is now Real

When u poop

Damn English Class is now REAL up in this porta john

by FukLifeKillUrself October 2, 2022

Real Bitch

An easy-going, classy female that does the right thing no matter what and doesn't care what anyone thinks about that!

"Whip me, beat me, call me Edna... and a Bitch... like it's an insult.... I don't care! I got everything I want and need, Glory Be To God!"

(cloud of dust and turnt up asphalt)

~REAL Bitch

by Blesss u! You can't stop me. October 12, 2013

The Real World

War is immanent. Crime is wide spread. Corruption is law. And money is power. That's just how it all works, as human beings are consumed by there own greed, the world changes along with them. Those who try to call for a change are always struck down by the sword we have come to know as the government. Then again, the majority elect those in government. So it's safe to conclude that those we elect are only elected because we think they will benifit us, but the selfish way we think makes us only think of the benefits of one and not the many. With this type of power looming over us, it's only a matter of time before national calamaty grips this pathetic country.

In the real world, there are no heroes. Only those who benifit the majority,those who benifit from the majority, and those who are layed down by the majority.

by Xero _ Manifest December 26, 2010

Real Zelda

A three heart run of any Zelda game. May also include other hinderances such as no sword upgrades or additional bottles.

Man, I just got done beating Real Zelda. That was tough work.

by synema March 21, 2009