Ipod Reality Cooldown

When someone is listening to their ipod/ mp3 it tends to take them a while to snap back to reality

Mark: "Oi Jeff"
(no answer)
Mark: "Jeff!"
(Jeff is jamming out and so continues oblivious)
Mark- shakes shoulder, jeff turns and removes earphones
Mark: "Jeff you prick i'm trying to talk to you"
Jeff: "Chill chill" (takes deep breaths with far off look on his face
Cmiste: "Give the man his Ipod Reality Cooldown Mark"
Cmiste- turns to Viewer
Cmiste: "boom"

by Cmiste August 12, 2011

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frat boy realism

The kind of faux realism applied to fantastical material so that average viewer will believe it; the point at which the idea of realism simply translates to compromising fantasy in typically fantastical material, adding lots of black, blood, sex, or making it "dark," because that means it's serious grown up business; realism that results in drunk, college idiots proclaiming "that's so badass!" and marveling how deep they must be to "get" the goings on.

A great example of frat boy realism: "So the new Spider-man will be gritty and dark this time and not fruity and lame like the other ones?"

I'm starting to feel like one day I'll be feeling something similar about Christopher Nolan's "Batman" movies... loving them as films but HATING the impact they're having on genre film, i.e. making this kind of frat boy realism the order of the day.

by Jack Kirby January 17, 2011

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reality bytes

A unique sprite comic with an original plot and characters. Featured at www.smc90.com

You go read TMS3?

No, I preferr more original stuff like Reality Bytes at SMC90.

by SMC90 July 27, 2006

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reclitoris

Cole's addition to the long and quickly-aging line of spinoffs on the word rediculous.

Psychefunkapus funks so penis-tinglingly hard! They take funkification to new booty shaking levels. Reclitoris!

by jizzlebertus July 24, 2003

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reality check

a cool discord server full of different people . it has a family feeling to it . spiritual at its core but open for all

RC( Reality check)

by wanni December 18, 2020

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realist

our lovely 1337 chat

Lloyd is a realist. Mr. Luke, or maybe Dr. EXIT, has brainwashed him. Alas, it is so pathetically sad that you can believe everything a guy with nose hair on the top of his nose says. I mean, come on, Lloyd, he didn't even know the right amount for STP.

by Fabio June 12, 2004

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