Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

by Kirbylove May 6, 2018

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

readathon

A person is having a readathon when they are reading a book series from start to finish without reading other books in between or taking long breaks. In addition to book series readathons, one can also have author and genre readathons.

Boy: I finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows last night, and with that my Harry Potter readathon!

Girl: You're such a geek. I still have two books to go.

by Tinface August 4, 2009

readies

Readily realizable assets. Beer money.

Tube passenger 1: "Come with us, man."
Tube passenger 2: "Nah, low on readies, man."

by CougarSW2 December 9, 2004

Read

n. a taunt or mockery. A phrase or word used to mock someone in a humorous way.

When she said that you should have taken the receipt with your haircut, that was a read.

by Xing Shuay June 6, 2009

Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read

A common phrase used in conversation between white people to exclaim how hot and sweaty they are.

( Bill and Jim sitting in the break room.)

Bill: "Sure is a hot one today. They are saying its gonna hit 95 by noon."

(Jim looks both ways to make sure Tyrone isn't around)

Jim: "It sure is! Im Sweatin' Like A Nigger Trying To Read"

(Both laugh)

by NOTABLACK1234 May 27, 2020

reany

Reany is the best person you'll ever meet that is if you ever meet one. We are definitely a rare breed indeed.

Hey reany what's up

by Robatabob December 21, 2016