raisins

The lowest possible poker hand you can have with your cards.

I was dealt a 2 and a 3, giving me the raisins.

by proudaunt62 March 7, 2025

Raisin Bran

A square. Someone whose grapes (either testes or ovaries) has shriveled through trauma, acting through fear not allowing the best outcomes out most situations.

Let's go to the gun range, don't be such a raisin bran.

"Hey, I got new job as a courier."
"Are you sure you want to drive so much, what if you get in an accident?"
"Quit being such a raisin bran."

by WisloveGodstyle June 4, 2025

Raising Awareness

I'm also raising about Piers Morgan's wife and how she needs a break because he's a retard piece of shit.

Hym "No Piers. What's actually happening here you are collectivizing to steal my work and I'm going to kill someone's kids if I don't get to retire before everyone else and you don't give me the credit I deserve and pay me. I have a right to do what I'm doing here and you don't have a right to profit in my stead. Not all Urban Dictionary posts are created equal. But, until then, I'll be raising awareness about how Piers Morgan's wife needs to take breaks to go and get schlonged by a fat cock because marriage is just the ancillary fate you are condemned to is you cock is fat."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

Raysin

relating to beans or “beaning it”

dude i’m totally raysin

by Dr. Platypus July 28, 2025

Raisin pie

Tossing salad,rimming, licking a butthole.

He went down to her butthole and had some raisin pie.

by Tommysan70 September 6, 2025

yogurt rasins

a white person who wants to be black

some people think that Eminem is a yogurt rasin, but those who say that are profoundly retarded.

by bojzzle June 26, 2004

j-russin

going to compete in a sporting event, but making up a dumb excuse to not play, because you are afraid of the competition.

Yo how did Phil do against the Compton Warriors

He didnt play

Why?

He was j-russin

by Lucci December 11, 2008