random

n. stranger

used by people who have forgotten that an appropriate word already exists, and thereby use "random" as a ridiculous surrogate term.

I asked a couple randoms if they had a lighter.

by oemane August 20, 2008

Rado

Slang for the US state Colorado.

Blair: Yo, I'm heading out to Rado.
Wood: All right, have a nice trip!

by Jefbag October 21, 2016

Random Jerk Theory

Refers to the unpredictable, yet constant, verbal references to the phallus in a conversation between two males. (Derives from the "Random Walk Theory" of economics)

"Jerk me off!" "Time for a circle-jerk!" "Masturbate me, why don't you?" "Sounds like a reach-around to me!" "My dick's bigger than yours." "I'm getting rammed by this (i.e. exam, IRS, alimony/child-support, etc.) today."

by M.N.J. & V.A. March 4, 2004

radonk

When an individual is fadonked in the ear, he has been radonked.

I radonked noam in the ear.

by Hebrew Hammer November 23, 2004

random

An uninvited, but harmless and not unwelcome guest at a party. Unlike a gatecrasher, who spoil parties by drinking your beer, harassing your women and hijacking the turntables, a random blends in well enough to remain undetected until the following day after leaving.

'Who was that bloke in the long white robe with dreads?'
'I dunno, just some random I think...'

by Geoff Beale February 20, 2005

random

A person that has no affiliation with you or your friends but beleives that they are welcome. These individuals are usually responible for awkward moments and confusion among large groups of friends where a random would be difficult to identify.

Who was that random fat chick last night?
I though she was with you?

by triplekinks May 5, 2006

random

When you say something completely irrevelant to the subject of discussion, do something out of the ordinary, or think of completely different things at one time.

Damn, that was random.

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005