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cable rage

The incomparable rage that one feels when dealing with the cable company, when they repeatedly put you on hold for 20 minutes then cut you off, when they cancel a reapir visit after calling your office number to confirm a 7 am visit to your house when you told them to call home, when they tell you to stay home from work for an 8 hour service window because they can't accomdate your weekend request for a month.

Similar to road rage but perhaps a bit less likely to be lethal.
I am in serious cable rage after dealing with those monoploy shitheads at the cable company for the 5th time in the past two weeks. If I could get my hands on some of them right now, ther term 'going postal' might be replaced by 'going cable'.
by Michael Levitan April 4, 2008
mugGet the cable ragemug.

Cinnamon Rage

The rage you go through when you’re not served any cinnamon rolls, mainly because you visited the bakery after work hours.
Glara lost her shit when the bakery refused to open the door at 11:22PM, she had a cinnamon rage!
by TheSadPariah March 25, 2022
mugGet the Cinnamon Ragemug.

the gamer rage

the gamer rage is a sex position where one shoves multiple xbox 360 controllers up their ass while screaming slurs in game chat of the game of their choice
person1:dude she loves to watch me do the gamer rage

person2:dude like maybe i could watch you do the gamer rage

person1:bro... that would be really hot
by Juicywithsauce May 1, 2021
mugGet the the gamer ragemug.

Pak Rage

When you are in a dialogue in Pakistan and they climb up your ass in 10 minutes.
I just had a Skype call with this guy from Islamabad and I realized immediately that he has Pak Rage!
by Queenie from SalesNATION November 1, 2020
mugGet the Pak Ragemug.

Ginger Rage

It’s an unexplainable anger that only gingers can muster. Closely related to retard rage, it can come out of nowhere for no reason. When multiple gingers start ginger raging the outcome can be devastating.
Dylan:Did you see that ginger have a ginger rage?
Jake:No, I thought that was just retard rage.
Dylan: I can see how you might get confused, but I definitely think that was ginger rage.
by DAB#2 November 2, 2019
mugGet the Ginger Ragemug.

Raging Raccoon

a steroid monkey searching his gym bag like a raccoon rummaging through garbage, desperately trying to find his steroids.
Did you see how big Donald is? What a raging raccoon!

He went raging raccoon in the locker room yesterday!
by SultrySloth April 22, 2019
mugGet the Raging Raccoonmug.

Literacy rage

The feeling of venomous bile rising from ones stomach when people can not master basic English.
"I was on Facebook and I saw Joanne's post. She keeps writing defiantly instead of definitely, it gives me literacy rage"
by nicestcuntyou'llevermeet March 7, 2017
mugGet the Literacy ragemug.

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