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Robot Fuck

When two people have sex and there's no passion and its all robotic and shit. Usually, one person finds no pleasure.
/All done in robotic voice, hence the robot fuck/

Jenny: Oh yes. This is amazing.
John: Oh yeah. I think I am about to let off my load.
Jenny: This is so passionate. Im about to cum.

...9 hours later
Jenny: Yep.. Almost there.
John: Yes. Me too. Oh wait. There it went. It felt so amazing.

...14 hours later

Jenny: Yep. Almost there. I can feel it coming.
John: Zzzzzzzz.
by ass.. August 23, 2010
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robot priest

The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.
Wow! My robot priest is cool. He is smart and my butt doesn't hurt.
by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008
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robot whore

A female that is pre-programmed, usually through extensive psychological abuse at a young age, to be extremely easy to bed.
"Dude, I'm so horny right now I could screw a snow mound!"

"Bro, why don't you try Gina? She's a robot whore!"
by The Rach July 4, 2008
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Robochub

1. An unprovoked, emotionless erection that occurs without stimulation or horniness.

2. An erection of great strength and determination; usually difficult to conquer and may require extraordinary efforts to de-activate. (Commonly experienced as Morning Wood)
1. "Dude, I don't know where it came from but I need to walk this Robochub off."

2. "Man, I've been battling this Robochub of doom all morning. I can't even put my pants on. Quick, find a channel on TV with a Rosie O'Donnell closeup."
by Turban Dictionary August 18, 2008
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Robosex

Greg (Robot Voice): "Would you like to have Robosex?"

Yun Gee: "Yes Please."

Greg (Robot Voice): "Okay, let me look for the sex folder on my hard drive..."
by iPodsexfreak December 18, 2008
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robofart

the horrible gas one receives after consuming large amounts of robitussin in order to get high
francis: oh man whats that smell?
Bruce: Oh sorry, i'm robotripping, but i also got the robofarts
Francis: Man those robofarts is nasty
by Rob E. Tussin October 15, 2009
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robot emoji

1. The neutral, harmless emoji you send to a person you don’t want to talk to, leaving them endlessly confused as to what it means

2. The emoji you send to a friend to tell them that you don’t want to watch movies with robots
Rob sent the robot emoji to his friend Bob, leaving Bob unable to respond
by Supercalifragelousdicexpialodo September 19, 2020
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