douching queef

when a chick takes out the douche, it makes a fart noise...thus a douching queef.

by Charlie Brown May 18, 2003

queef seeds

queef seeds(those little balls of lint in honey's undies caused by drying the vagina after a wet queef with cheap toilet paper.

hey honey look, you have 4 queef seeds in your undies, do you think they'll grow?

by tater1210 October 25, 2006

QUEEF DICK

When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.

Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE
Woman: Don't worry I just summoned lord zed from power rangers
Man: Oh okay, QUEEF DICK

by Dr.BigDicks August 25, 2008

beef queef

when air instead of seamen is expelled through the penis creating a farting sound and an odor.

Drews beef queef was so loud and smelly the gypsy family next door moved out.

by handsomedom April 19, 2011

queef huffer

a word to describe an idiot who comes up with the stupidest shit to say or a person who huffs queefs and or believes anything that is told to them no matter how gay or retarded it is

1. Brandon was "smashin it" "doggy-style" when he stopped all of the sudden to bend down and stick his huffin nose into a big wet pussy fart(queef)... this automatically makes him a queef huffer....
2.Chris told Brant he would get hydraulics with his car trade and Brant believed him, making him a queef huffer...

by A. Tizzle December 05, 2006

queef ninja

One who comes in the middle of the night and has sexual acts with you under the covers and you don't know about it until the next morning when you wake up and queef

Queef Ninjas are also known as a Queef assassin or a Queef Zilla, Queefinator

by Jerkin and Squirtin November 23, 2007

skype queef

The act of a queef explosion during skype sex in which the queef boogers fly out onto one's computer screen/keyboard making for a very messy clean up.

Bro: Wait.. i cant see you anymore on skype theres like dark spots on the screen....

Chick: omg im so embarrassed i just skype queefed!!! :(

by QueefMcGee123 May 12, 2010