pussy patch

The rear seat on a crotch rocket, generally reserved for the current girlfriend.

You can ride on my pussy patch anytime honey.

by toggles October 17, 2005

pushy bottom

Someone who is a bottom but enjoys dictating how things play out in the bedroom and can be very picky.

Or

Someone who claims to be sub in the bedroom but hates not being in charge.

Someone who enjoys "back-seat driving"

Although he was the one on the bottom Joe was a pushy bottom so shouted at John to "go faster" or "slower" and took the entire evening picking who "deserved" to go home with him.

by stubz88 January 17, 2011

pussy cueing

Playing snooker while using a females pussy as a rest or for general play, the lady lies down on the table and u slide the cue upon the top of the vagina till steady, than take your shot and hope you pot the pink and not the brown

Wanna game of snooker , Emma said she's up for some pussy cueing , as long as we don't pot the brown

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

woods pussy

An old term used for a skunk.

Nina said "I smell a woods pussy"

by Dirty Holly February 27, 2009

Nutsucker Pussypucker

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

pussy slop

A conglomeration of vaginal secretions that ooze before, during, or after intercourse, perhaps due to forceful coitus, a physiological malfunction, or quite possibly "the chlamydia."

"I banged those bitches so hard, it was crazy."
"You talkin about Brittany and Sam?"
"Yeah, their pussy slop got all over my pizza."

by sUweet March 28, 2008

Pussette

A feline mammal usually having no fur and no ability to roar.

You can not pet a pussette because it's dangerous.

A Pussette's diet consists mainly of cheese.

Male Pussettes are considerd endangered; due to the fact that the female pussette eats the male post mating.

M: I missed my Pussette.

P: Sounds like a personal problem.

by patty_pussette January 9, 2010