progidy

A child who is a genius because he or she is your kid.

I talked to another parent today demanding special treatment for her little progidy.

by T Davies October 17, 2008

progger

A progger is a stupid little bitch who has to cheat at video games to boost their own morale. Proggers can be identified by unmistakeable strength and invulnerability. A progger uses a computer "prog" short for program to enhance their gaming abilities. They are fucking homos who have no life. They live in their parents basement and are 30 years old. gay assholes.

-What the flying fuck!? This little bitch just 0wned me, i was at full fucking life!
-Fuck! he 0wned me too, that little bitch is a fucking progger!!

by Ralphus April 14, 2004

Prognosturbate

To foretell according to present indications when I will masturbate.

Chris had nothing to do at work so he decided to prognosturbate in his office.

by Leeela Sex August 3, 2012

mentally progressive

A term coined by conservatives to encompass a wide range of extremely progressive ideologies, such as the liberal movement to destigmatize pedophilia. It is a clever combination of "mental disorder" and "radical progressiveness".

Huffpost ran the article "pedophilia is no longer always a mental disorder". That is so far out there that it's mentally progressive.

by Sunesetting June 29, 2017

Predictive Programming

The idea where the elites want to make stories but they don't have the capacity to come up with something novel, so they just create media where the story is something that they plan on doing in the future.

Guy 1: Did you see the White Noise movie?
Guy 2: No, I heard it was a stupid movie that was only intended for an esoteric elite who planned the East Palestine event.
Guy 1: What a bunch of predictive programming bullshit.

by Pancrab March 1, 2023

in a state of progressed illegality

to have taken any drugs that are deemed illegal by law

when the police knocked on my door, I was in a state of progressed illegality

by Pispot7 June 11, 2011

prognostification

Having the skills to prognostificate. See heterosexual

Dude that guy is lacking serious prognification skills.

by Luke December 17, 2004