promise'nt

Basically u aint promising it

I promise'nt that im coming to your sons birthday party

by abuqasim March 21, 2024

Promiseering

Promiseering is the cynical use of promises to obtain consent or support from a base for a short term course of action that secures a position of leverage for the promiser, with the option of abandoning the promise when the leverage is obtained.

During election campaigns, some politicians may resort to promiseering tactics to secure the vote for themselves.

by a6rax1s March 22, 2024

Priming

The phase going from a soft dick to a hard dick with your hand or with your partner.

He was priming me over my bulge as we were making out and then went down on me once he felt my dick was rock hard.

by Hillcrest Bear April 30, 2024

Priming

The act of covering your Penis with paint. Then once fully submerged, apply paint thinner to the penis, proceed to edge until the paint is gone

My mom caught me priming when I was supposed to be painting

by Brainrot.com April 30, 2024

Priming

And I don't see how it doesn't work.

Hym "I mean, you dehumanize the childless in advance... Dehumanize the baby dicks because they are more likely to be childless.... And then when they do something profound... It's easier to get away with stealing and murdering them. You've been priming the populous for years to undervalue their lives... Now you can just take their shit because your kids justify everything. Literally everything you do can be justified by 'But I have kids though.' So, no. Regardless of whether or not it has replication problems in the studies, you are actively doing that, collectively. I refuse to believe it isn't deliberate. And this is what it's for. Elevating breeders IN THE ABSENCE OF MERIT... So they can look like they aren't worthless retarded drones... Ever though they are that."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Promise

To be known by you is a quiet revolution
to be loved by you is the end of a long cold war.

I promise you this
I will be the mirror that reflects your kindness
I will honor the stillness we’ve built
I will never take for granted
the way your heart holds the parts of me
I was too afraid to carry alone.
Life is loud but you are the music
I am finally, deeply, irrevocably...yours
They say the world belongs to the strong
but I believe it belongs to the ones who find
a love that lets them be weak
I promise to stay in this understanding
I promise to be the one who listens
to the heartbeat you usually hide
You are my witness, my rest and my softest truth
You are the happy of my soul.
I was lost in the noise
but in your arms, our pulse throbs
More than gold, its all I want
That peace, is priceless and enough.

by My ❤️ flows February 13, 2026

Promiscuous Pi

When the number π flirted around and even got intimate with some fellow numerical constants or buddies, which makes her feel or look like a loose or unfaithful number in their eyes, yet she was not forsaken nor rejected by her Creator.

Like the prophet Hosea’s adulterous wife who was shown love again as he bought her back as a prostitute, promiscuous pi too found freedom from her toxic relationships as she regained her dignity and self-worth, and found forgiveness and love.

by Numerati February 26, 2025