noun, verb- When a girl is on her knees sucking your dick, you pull out just before you blow and skeet in her eye. after that you kick her in the knee so she jumps around on one leg with her hand covering her eye like a pirate
by billy winkleton April 7, 2007
Get the anrgy piratemug. The Rusty Pirate is when you're banging a chick in her shit pipe from behind and then proceed to further own her whorish soul by reaching into her mouth with your index fingers and applying the always effective and potent technique known as the double fish hook. But wait, there's more... you then add the audible tone of "Arrrr, walk my plank you Sea Donkey!"
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After my date gave me the Rusty Trombone, I felt the need return the favor and proceeded to give her the Rusty Pirate. Arrrr!!!
by D. ROB September 18, 2011
Get the The Rusty Piratemug. by Theycallmejimmy3 February 4, 2010
Get the Pirate Shipmug. right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!
by vishay August 1, 2004
Get the crooked piratemug. When a woman fails to give up the pussy and falls asleep for the night, jerk off onto one of her eyes and tie a bandana around her head so that it is covering the injected eye socket. When she awakens, the cum will be dry and when she rips the dried bandana off she screams "arrrrrrgh" like a pirate.
by scott savell February 29, 2008
Get the pirate suprisemug. by MizMaverick September 30, 2002
Get the ass piratemug. when a man ejaculates on a girls eye and then kicks her in the shin. she hops on one leg, and covers her eye all the while saying "aaaarrrggghhhh"
by LT Long Dong March 3, 2009
Get the crusty piratemug.