pay the piper

To pay a price that you deem high or unfair, but failing to pay the price often results in dire consequences.

Based on the story of the Pied Piper, who removed the rats from a town, and when not paid, he took their children instead!

Don't you know the Mafia collects protection here? If you want to run a business in this town, you have to pay the piper.

by RobbyPants June 21, 2007

Double Pipe Classic

is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time.

Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.

by Bee Man August 30, 2015

Pippy

Happy, cheerful

"You don't seem very pippy today."

by Murmur196 January 3, 2016

tap pipe

To be the pitcher; to insert your penis in another man's anus.

(While watching 'There Will be Blood')

Dave: "I want to be the guy with the sledgehammer."
Travis: "I want to tap pipe."

This can be reprased as follows:

Dave: "It seems to me that the fellow with the sledgehammer has the prefered task out of the people present in this scene."

Travis: "It seems to me that I would enjoy inserting my penis in another man's anus."

by Matt R ' April 17, 2008

Alaskian pipeline

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Last night,I gave my girlfriend the alaskian pipeline.

by chamelion June 27, 2006

Pipe pals

A booty call or friends with benefits

Me and Amber are pipe pals

by Bieberfreak3114 November 12, 2016

brown pipe

the anal passage of a man or a woman.

i took john up the brown pipe.

by Daniel anthony maclean August 14, 2006