Parking on the freeway

The last little bit of urine you can't shake out or squeeze out, until you've got your pants on then it releases to leave a wet patch upon your trousers.

*Bob goes to toilet*
*Bob returns with small circular wet patch in the groin area on trousers*

Steve: "Bobs got parking on the freeway"

by Mmmmmuffins December 16, 2010

Pekingese Feast

Verb. A sexual encounter when the woman is on all fours. The man dresses in a panda suit and places a dollop of peanut butter on her anus and then cuts a line of wasabi along the crack of the buttocks. He assumes the position behind her and then in a quick single movement, licks the peanut butter and snorts the wasabi through a bamboo shoot, then penitrates her. He then sees how long he can perform before his face burns off.

One Sunday evening, Jody had to give Rebecca a Pekingese Feast to hold her over till after the Furry Convention.

by inkandglitter September 25, 2011

gorilla parking

Taking up more then what is required by the vehicle driven.

Damn Adam you are a gorilla parking bitch!

by jvansyoc October 2, 2007

Perkins

A Rare breed of creature native only to the southwest of england.
The perkins lives purely off a cheap brand of cider known as devon village.
it suffers from severe mood swing's switching daily from jolly dancing perkins to the Dreaded grumpy perkins!

parent: come on kids lets go perkins hunting
child 1: YAY ill bring the cider
child 2: and ill bring the pitch fork's

by MarkProuse November 17, 2009

Parking the skin boat in tuna town

The love between a man and a woman, in other words: Porking.

I was with your sister last night, and i parked my skin boat in her tuna town.

by Dan January 22, 2004

Parking

The strip of grass between the street and sidewalk, not owned by the property owner. I believe the usage of this word is limited to large cities in the Midwest.

I mow the parking and edge it like it is mine.

by Alan Brennaman June 17, 2007

peaking

the most intense part of an LSD trip, usually lasting for about an hour, in which "ordinary reality" becomes interwoven with the private pschedelic perceptions of the tripper.

"If you think this is weird now, wait 'til we start PEAKING!"

Note: applies only during the use of LSD; not psilocybin, MDMA, or other hallucinogens

by mainframe October 31, 2003