Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.
by Shit paper March 15, 2019
Get the stone age parentingmug. 
My parents are great people. Sure they did me dirty when I was young but they learned and grew. Love you mom and dad!
by 2nas4ndw1ch December 19, 2024
Get the My parentsmug. person 1: my dad put parental controls on my phone
person 2: damn, i feel your loss
person 1: no need to worry, i took care of that piece of shit hides gun behind his back
person 2: damn, i feel your loss
person 1: no need to worry, i took care of that piece of shit hides gun behind his back
by AntichamberYellow January 5, 2024
Get the parental controlsmug. A type of (usually male) parent who treats their household as if theirs kids are in the army, they're typically very strict and do not like their kids questioning their orders even if said order is unreasonable, unethical or doesn't make much sense, they can also act very cold and emotionally distant towards their child but this isn't always the case.
Whilst a percentage of military parents were probably in the army when they were young, alot of them weren't and just act like they were.
Whilst a percentage of military parents were probably in the army when they were young, alot of them weren't and just act like they were.
A military parents Reasons for their parents style include:
-An intense desire for power or control.
-They may have been in the army and were conditioned by it.
-A false belief that being tough and distant on their kid will condition them and make them a strong stable adult.
-Trauma from their past such as abuse or similar treatment from their parents.
-An intense desire for power or control.
-They may have been in the army and were conditioned by it.
-A false belief that being tough and distant on their kid will condition them and make them a strong stable adult.
-Trauma from their past such as abuse or similar treatment from their parents.
by Dr Doot January 29, 2024
Get the Military parentmug. by novium January 11, 2017
Get the accessory parentsmug. by MessyKairos March 7, 2019
Get the Grandma parentmug.