meat pole

Male cock usually 8-12 inches in length and 2 inches wide. (predominantly black)

Dude Jade rode that meat pole like fuckin sea biscuit

by get the fuck outta my grill February 21, 2005

Proletariat Bidet

Saliva-soaked toilet paper used - in lieu of an actual bidet - to cleanse and soothe the anus.

I had explosive diarrhea at the train station and was left with no option but to take a proletariat bidet.

by Ocram April 22, 2003

Pole Jam

Juice of the testicle fruit

18:21 <Hecateh> Donn guzzles pole jam like there's no tommorrow

by Perplex January 22, 2003

Pole-position

The car that starts first in a nascar (or other) race.

"And car nr 21 has pole and nr 5 is starting second"

by Nikita May 12, 2004

poles

People from Poland; Polish

Gil: you are just jealous cause you didn't win the soccer WC and now also not the handball WC.
Mr.B: you are bragging about being the champs by beating the poles?

by polsko March 9, 2007

parole the Huxtables

To take a dump, preferably a large one, with a nugget for every member of the Huxtable household. Some "parole officers" have even gone as far as naming them before the final flush into society.

Man, I have got to go parole the Huxtables, those chimichangas really jacked my guts up.

by METALHEAD74 August 15, 2006

Pole Slaw

Male pubic hair. Hair, having a stringy and slaw-like quality, surrounds the pole, a euphemism for the penis.

I slept with this nasty ho and now I have crabs nesting in my pole slaw.

by pole.slaw June 12, 2007