The Auf Wiedersehen 69 Sex Position

A sex position in which 2 people perform the act of eating the ass out and the person whose ass is getting eaten out shits in the other and they run to the bathroom to wash their mouth out and when they come back previous said person is asleep and the other goes to sleep as well.

“Yo Daniel?”
“Yeh bailey?”
“Okay so Jess and I did the Auf Wiedersehen 69 sex position last night! it was a very fulfilling night! It’s safe to say I’m not hungry anymore!”

by Ladiesman419 October 10, 2019

Assume the Position

Assume the Position is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to suck his dick and take his load -- naked and blindfolded, on my knees, facing his raging boner, with my hands behind my back, mouth open, eager to put my mouth on his 8" cock, so he can hold my head and shove his dick down my throat and fuck my mouth until he has a cumgasm and I swallow his creamy load and say "thank you sir"

Matt always says "Assume the Position" when he wants me to suck his dick!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

poisonbagels

A member of the clan LCD(Leading Cause of Death). Quit Digital Demise to join LCD. Widely known as a Counter Strike hacker.

PoisonBagels: im gona go paly cs now and poon sum noobs wit my uber hax bbl

by ELeMeNT November 21, 2004

Mormon Missionary Position

A position one assumes while having sex (in any position) with a Mormon Missionary.

The young men got his bicycle and assumed a Mormon Missionary Position. He left the house with man gravy all over his chin.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008

Emo kid position

Kinky sadimasochistic bondage sex against a wall with handcuffs, black whipped cream, whips, and rope.

Many emo kids love to have sex in emo kid position.

by shawbin May 31, 2011

The Devil's Poison

An illness that usually lasts for 6-12 hours in which the victim uncontrollably farts, emitting a stench unbearable to everyone in the general area including the victim himself. Symptoms often include nausea, sore anus, diarrhea in the later stages, and irritability. Most farting is an enjoyable hobby but the Devil's poison is a sick curse you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy.

Morty: Dude what the hell man...it's funny when you let out normal farts but this just stinks.

Wausau Guy: There's nothing I can do about it man, I've got the devil's poison.

by Darryl Hardy July 22, 2014

Poison Dart

Rhyming slang for flatulence that is so reekingly toxic it hits the victims olfactory senses with such devastating effect that, visually it resembles a reaction similar to acute food poisoning.

Kelly: "Crystal what's up with your boyfriend, he looks as though he just ate something real bad?"

Crystal: "Nah...he'll live...in fact it was me that ate something bad earlier on. I kinda involuntarily released a poison dart - he's just suffering the ill effects, ha ha."

by Brohica September 27, 2009