Doodle Porn

Doodle Porn (n): a picture drawn out of boredom (commonly in class) depicting a naked person. May or may not be erotic in nature.

Catt drew a picture of a naked chick sleep during class yesterday. She was totally making doodle porn.

by ElkinFencer10 July 23, 2009

Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs

1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.

by ansb May 22, 2013

envy porn

Porn that you wish you could be in or look as good as the person in the porno

Wow that person has a huge cock I wish I was hung like him "envy porn"

by kickass anynymous April 25, 2014

spongebob porn

Hot and sexy. Commonly watched and/or looked at by nerdy weeaboos with sponge fettishes

That spongebob porn made me soupy!

by 5p0ng3Fet15h December 18, 2016

mountain porn

a stash of printed pornographic material found by accident in a remote area; usually refers to material printed prior to the internet age

While walking along the Pacific Crest Trail, Ed stumbled upon some mountain porn that brought him enjoyment for several days.

by ixtup March 9, 2019

Porn Flic

A Porn Flic is a short video usually what is seen on tube sites. Unlike a full porno or feature length DVD, a porn flic or pornflic is just the best part or parts of the scene.

And unlike DVD's, or the old VHS tapes, pornflics are usually watched from a computer.

Woman: What are you watching?
Guy: Uhhh. Nothing.
Woman: That better not be a porn flic!
Guy: WHAAAAT!! Thats crazy! You know I would never.....
Woman: What? Watch with out me?
Guy: :~)

by cleverm85 April 17, 2017

Suicide porn

To look at dangerous objects or places and to fantasise over causing yourself harm/death using them. The warm feelings this brings up are phycholagically gratifying, rather than sexual.

Mmm the swords in this museum look so hecking sharp I can almost feel them on my beautiful skin taking the pain away... Suicide porn material all over the place, I must leave at once after staying a bit longer

by HarleySlavedson November 1, 2017