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Planking

Planking is a fad that involves people lying "like a plank" in various random places, such as on top of poles and on public transport. The aim is to be as creative as possible.

Planking began as an obscure fad in South Australia. It gained notority when a "planker" in Brisbane, Australia was intoxicated and planked on the side of a balcony, subsequently falling to his death.

Plankers are encouraged to be creative but safe.
Girl: Did I show you the picture of the planker on the railway tracks?

Guy: Yeah, right after you showed me the pic of the host of the morning show planking on her couch.

Guy 1: Steve planked on a paint can on the weekend. You could see the mark on his stomach afterwards.

Guy 2: Bet he was drunk.
by planker_brissy01 August 7, 2011
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Planking

One of the many stupid things humanity resorts to when bored
go on the intranet, you'll find an example of planking
by Imma Bigweiner July 28, 2011
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Another name for the cel phone ( mobile phone).
I wanna know your talk-phonkie's number, I'll call you later baby.
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I'll get me talk-phone at work.
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plank

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