A lakepony lie is a motiveless, mostly innocuous lie told for no reason other than to amuse the liar or liars.
“Haha, I told Betty that Joe Pesci was my uncle, but it was just a lakepony lie.”
“You’ve heard of seahorses, but have you heard of their carnivorous, freshwater cousins lakeponies? “
“Can you believe Gordon totally bought that lakepony lie about peeing on his socks for good luck?!”
“You’ve heard of seahorses, but have you heard of their carnivorous, freshwater cousins lakeponies? “
“Can you believe Gordon totally bought that lakepony lie about peeing on his socks for good luck?!”
by SweetTooth June 5, 2018

He told me a blue lie so we did the squelchy, but then he never gave me that modelling job after all.
by ticklah July 23, 2020

Dude 1: If you stick a finger in that electric socket, I'll give you a million dollars.
Dude 2: Sweet!
Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.
Dude 2: Sweet!
Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.
by KnightofNerdom December 25, 2018

Person 1: Do you know the Batman.
Person 2: Yes, Yes I do!
Person 1:Did you see that movie where he banged his sister.
Person 2: Ofc, its was so funny.
Person 1: Bro, that movie does not exist.
Person 2: Really, but I can remember it Perfectly. Im sure Ive seen it before.
Person 1: Bro thats just a Typical Arda Lie bro!
Person 2: Yes, Yes I do!
Person 1:Did you see that movie where he banged his sister.
Person 2: Ofc, its was so funny.
Person 1: Bro, that movie does not exist.
Person 2: Really, but I can remember it Perfectly. Im sure Ive seen it before.
Person 1: Bro thats just a Typical Arda Lie bro!
by Berotisch March 2, 2025

by Brian T. O'Hara January 28, 2020

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.
Unfathomable error.
An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.
Unfathomable error.
An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.
by crackkillah September 2, 2018
