Number Nine

An extremely large mess with a high pitched voice and smells of ass. If you are in this situation... well... I guess your life sucks!

Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine.

by The Mess Himself January 22, 2008

thirty-nine

A person of Hebrew descent.

Jason, you stupid 39 Jew

by Schlacker November 15, 2003

chicken nine

an order of nine chicken nuggets relayed to kitchen staff in a McDonalds resturant

Clerk: can i help you?

Customer: Yes, i'll have nine chicken nuggets please

Clerk: (towards kitchen staff) CHICKEN NINE!!!!!!!

by Kip Kursey June 27, 2007

Oh-Nine Factor

Equal to 0.000000001%. An extremely low probability of something occurring. Was seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

The chance of this working is 0.000000001%, or pathetically enough an Oh-Nine Factor.

by DarthShinji January 25, 2014

california nine

A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.

Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?

by Nome de Guerre July 7, 2014

put nine on it

Verb. To bet almost everything

Ten fingers, only putting out nine.

Noun. To bet and not bet everything.

Kanye won, he put nine on it.

I'm gonna put nine on the Patriots.

by D2CraziestSpecialTeamer January 22, 2016

tower nine

A cool band from Pomona, California. almost punk

I love Tower Nine! The almost punk band, not the metal one.

by donut use your real name May 30, 2016