Neverlution

A disparaging reference to the same THEORY also known as Evolution among those who subscribe to it. The term "Neverlution" is intended for use by proponents of opposing views of evolution and endeavors to include a commentary on the likelihood of life spontaneously arising and successfully changing to progressively better equipped forms.

Use of "Neverlution" seeks to exacerbate the situation of the hopelessly besieged theorists whose life's work amounts to mere wishful thinking while it hobbles along without intelligence, guidance or interference from any source outside of the lifeforms' already ill-explained environment.

Use of the term "neverlution" is always facetious and especially applies in discussions surrounding the fact that proponents of the terminally flawed theory of evolution have provided no explanation for how life arose in the first place.

Have you ever noticed that Neverlution works fine if you *only* discuss lions hunting deer but it says nothing about defenseless fruit trees and vegetables? How'd those get here?

by Shandooga McGluckfeez May 6, 2008

Once you go black, you never go back

Once a woman sleeps with a black man, no white man will be able to satisfy her, so she sleeps only with black men from then on. Usually because of their girth and size, but also because they appreciate more types of women in general and have better moves.

After she'd been with two black guys, she realized that once you go black, you never go back, because size really does matter.

by ksbunny July 26, 2012

u.s. never-cell-out field

A shitty ballpark on the south side of chicago that lives up to its name: Never Sells Out. Home of the Chicago White Sux, the shittier of the chicago teams. Note that it's the Chicago Cubs that get 3 million fans a year at home games, because they're so much better than the sux.

Famed for being the world's largest ghetto

a place where no one gives a flying fuck about baseball because they're all just trying to survive a sux game.

U.S. Never-Cell-Out Field: Where there are more drive-by's than line drives!

by spaghetti cormorant October 20, 2008

nerber

A person who is nerdy and acts childish, (gerber).
Plural: nerbers

Look at those nerbers over there acting a fool.

by Yound Don the Seventh August 24, 2009

Nerdery

Location where a mass of nerds exists such as si-fi convention, WOW forum, or etc.

Dude that place was a total nerdery.

by BRDR March 17, 2011

Never let love conquer knowledge

"Never let love conquer knowledge" -azhaiaziam

don't let love get in the way or make you forget about what you already know.. (about a person)

"Never let love conquer knowledge"

You know your boyfriends cheats but you forgive him because you love him..

by Lani Nguyen September 22, 2011

Nevermind

Possibly the rudest what to say I'm not interested in your opinion and I don't care to carry on the conversation. It's a patronizing and very negative slam. It says I don't care what you think and I'll blame you either way so I'm shutting down.

K: Should I drive 3 hours to pick up a bed for my 26 year old child when I have to work? (said with aggression and negativity)
L: No, that doesn't make sense let your adult child take care of it ( said with a "what are you thinking ?" tone)
K-Nevermind (said angrily with a you're awful tone)

by CleverLee June 24, 2015