When a woman, be it through loose baggy clothing or some other means, does not appear to have a very impressive rack then reveals that she has fantastic tits.
So I really I liked this girl at work, not too cute but a lot of fun. But I only ever saw her in that dumb, baggy work uniform, so when we went to a bar and she worse this tight T-shirt, I was floored. She'd been holding out on the Ninja Tits!
by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
Get the Ninja Tits mug.the three things that are stated by jiraiya that supposedly make a ninja go bad. they are:
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money
but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money
but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006
Get the three taboos of a ninja mug.A sex position where a dildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!!
If The Ninja was done right, the mornings conversation should go like this:
Guy-"I totally Ninja'd you last night"
Girl-"You totally did"
Guy-"I totally Ninja'd you last night"
Girl-"You totally did"
by Command Center February 24, 2009
Get the The Ninja mug.when you are fed up with a situation whilst making tea & biscuits, you grab the weapon of your choice, in this case biscuit, any kind will do. Then throw it, shout NINJA BISCUITTTTT! and run under a table.
only do it when other people are in the room though,
otherwise. you just fail.
only do it when other people are in the room though,
otherwise. you just fail.
*Mathew spills tea*
Mathew: FUUUUUUUUU. NINJA BISCUIT *throws biscuit*
His mum: well that was amusing, time for your breastfeed I think
Mathew: OMNOMNOM
Mathew: FUUUUUUUUU. NINJA BISCUIT *throws biscuit*
His mum: well that was amusing, time for your breastfeed I think
Mathew: OMNOMNOM
by piginaaa September 4, 2009
Get the ninja biscuit mug.Any waiter, or backwaiter that annoyingly refills your iced tea after you've only had a small amount to drink thus ruining your tea/lemon/sweetener ratios.
I hate getting stuck in Scott's section at Chili's. He's one of those tea ninjas that refills your iced tea after every sip!
by lazyeye78 March 24, 2008
Get the tea ninja mug.1. A puddle on the ground that you don't notice until you've stepped in it.
2. A puddle that seemed shallow until you stepped in it. Turns out that it's not shallow at all. You end up ankle-deep in rain/piss/vomit, etc.
2. A puddle that seemed shallow until you stepped in it. Turns out that it's not shallow at all. You end up ankle-deep in rain/piss/vomit, etc.
May: "Why the hell are your jeans soaked to your ankles?!"
JJ: "I stepped in about seven ninja puddles going across the campus."
JJ: "I stepped in about seven ninja puddles going across the campus."
by maxcee December 8, 2009
Get the ninja puddle mug.A hockey player who's inconspicuous presence causes the opposing team to pay him/her little attention only to appear out of thin air and score. Hockey Ninjas are sneaky, sly, and skillful; striking with incredible speed and accuracy.
by jcninja June 29, 2009
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