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muscle joe

A man with lots of muscle. typically named Joe but for any man that's shorter then 5'9, usually a tool/dick head on a scale of 1-10 he's a 5 but his muscles bring him up to a low 8. Damn muscle Joe.
Did you see that ripped short guy? What a muscle Joe
by Jazzy77456 June 15, 2016
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muscle face

A girl that have a face that's big or got man like features
"You seen my new girl bro"
"Yea she got a muscle face"
by Goatlover47 January 14, 2017
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musclerat

One highly intelligent ,tough muscular mf who doesn't speak much ,but if you mess with them it won't be pretty
by qwerty9939393839 August 11, 2017
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muscle check

When you like a girl and you have to check to make sure you have a 6 pack, big biceps, no double chin, and no pool float around your stomach.
Josh: Hey Kyle, don't you think that girl over there is hot?
Kyle: Before you do something stupid or bang something, why don't you do a muscle check?
by Logical World September 1, 2017
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MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK

Muscle car as fuck is some thing that muscle car guys say because they think they are the shit but deep inside they know that they are just mad because they are slow and usles🤗
by JDM LIFE 🔰 September 30, 2017
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muscle milk

"hey joe i'm gonna go buy some muscle milk from your mom"
by fuck you just post my fucking December 30, 2017
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Muscle

Boi you got like no muscle 😂😂
by Drdjdeks July 21, 2018
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