Murphy's Law opportunist

Someone who utilizes the "reliable" bad-luck-causing syndrome of Murphy's Law by actually turning it his own benefit or that of his friends. Extra points if these other folks actually hire him for pay to "suffer on their behalf".

One excellent example of a Murphy's Law opportunist would be someone who hangs out his laundry to dry on an occasion when rain is desired.

by QuacksO August 11, 2019

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Girthy Murphy

A sexy black bald middle aged man with a polo, cargo shorts a cane and a bowlers hat named Murphy with a overly wide sized penis that sleeps over at girls party’s or hangs around kindergartens

Geez did u guys see that Girthy Murphy yesterday tuning those fit kinde kids I hear he has the fattest pp around

by Jetty_rat February 29, 2020

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Luke Quinn Murphy

Big gamer boy who would fuck Michael jordan for 1 pair of Jordan's.

Look at that fat ass Luke Quinn Murphy over there

by Big thicc boy November 20, 2019

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murphy

murphy is another doge meme but with another more realistic dog it is not so widespread as doge tho

bro I laughed so much with that meme with murphy that i shit my pants

by madara_uchiha January 22, 2021

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Murphy's grace

when something that should go wrong does not go wrong

literally the opposite of Murphy's law

it was by murphy's grace that our whole family didn't perish in that midnight fire while we were all asleep

I fell off a mountain but was saved by murphy's grace

by pepsipanda December 3, 2018

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