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me

i am moist

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

Moist

Jim: Oh no not like that yours is to moist
Mom: it makes it more slippery
jim:BUT ITS TO MOIST

Wow step sis hats a nice cat you got there

step sis: and its really moist

by moistmoms.com December 5, 2020

moist mullets

A girl who loves it when guys mullets get moist.

Omg, look at Bobby and Dean shake their moist mullets! That’s soooo hot!

by Funkymonkey118 December 20, 2021

Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.

Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

world famous award winning juicy moist burgers

A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!

Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!

by Moistmeat February 11, 2025

Moist

This is how you describe a person who acts cowardly or pretends to be tough. You could call them a "pussy" also.

Joe: "Don't call me out when you're not confident enough to be called out. Grow some nuts you moist-ass clown!"
Jack: "Screw you!"

by bro-son February 4, 2023

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by 69disan69dat April 4, 2021