Meal Bitch

Horrid women who has the responsibility of taking care of everyone's needs at the dinner table.

Krista, your the meal bitch - Go get me a beer!!

by Kitchen Master September 19, 2010

tish meal

relating to a shitty tasting food

this tish meal is horrible

by eric j alexander June 16, 2008

tish meal

relating to a shitty tasting food

this tish meal is horrible

by eric j alexander June 16, 2008

cockpit meal

A sex act performed on a commercial airline pilot by a flight attendant during flight. Typically used in a context in which the flight attendants are not fat old hags.

What's taking her so long in there? Is she delivering a cockpit meal?

by Veuve Cliquot September 26, 2009

pre-meal

Required preparation for a dinner where all food items are alcoholic. In order to prevent coma, a small pre-meal must be consumed to absorb the effects of a later meal consisting of dishes like gazpacho with vodka, alcohol-infused watermelon, and rice, beans, and rum.

Lynn: I can't wait for my alcohol potluck tonight! I'm bringing chicken a la gin.

Fallon: Are you having a pre-meal?

Lynn: No.

Fallon: Prepare to die.

by The Alkie March 13, 2010

Dick Mealt

Is a food dish, it includes but is not limited to anything that one can put into an oven and melt. Dick Mealts tend to have lots of meat included in the mealt, and some melt slower that others, depending on the cheese used.They are popular in the northeast, particularly downeast Maine.

Man, i had a dick mealt last week and it took forever to get all mealted. Next time im just gonna get pizza!

by Nucky T November 11, 2010

Happy Meal

Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.

To dumb it down a little...

When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.

"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."

by Mike R. and Mike V. March 2, 2020