Mental Infant

A person who wastes other people's time by pretending to be smart but is just a moron. If you see one of these people just say, you know where the door is and they will head on out if they know what's good for em.

Sometimes you just look and around and see all these mental infants fumbling around with whatever they are trying to do... sometimes it makes me cry

by Die_Tasse May 21, 2004

NPC mentality

A person that only speeks if he/she is spoken to.

Often found in social gatherings, standing in a corner of a room seemingly afk. You can activate them by starting their dialog option.

#npc #simulation #introverted

Friend: Do you see Mike over there?
Me: Yes. he looks like he's afk
Friend: No thats just his NPC mentality .He only talks when someone interacts with him. You should give it a shot.

by Ryan Crisco April 10, 2019

Mental Giant

Someone who is real good at pointing out the obvious. Usually the idiot of the group who is trying to sound smart.

"Check out the grass, ITS GREEN!!"

"wow, you're a real mental giant aren't you"

by BVWhiTeBoY May 7, 2009

mental fuck

the act of shoving your penis inside of both of your partners ears then his/her mouth

that mental fuck was awesome last night

by ..............ha.....ha January 1, 2011

slob mentality

A resolve, desire or willingness to slob (give oral sex). Sort of like mob mentality, contrary to popular belief, this can apply to either men or women.

"Every girl in sight looked like peaches and pie, mmmm, I was on some slob mentality last night."
"This girl wouldn't take no for an answer, she had straight up slob mentality!"

by Zimbabwe May 13, 2004

mentally fat

an intellectual state in which one is of well below average intelligence.

100% of the time, the mentally fat person is completely unaware of their intellectual condition.

Note: Physically attractive people can most certainly (and often times are) mentally fat.

Man, she was so hot but seriously, that girl is so goddamn mentally fat I could not stand another second in her presence.

by Brian Adelman May 1, 2010

mental disability

a disability and welfare check for people who can't function or mantain a job due to their ailment.

the fat kid gets mental disability for his illness.

by sonny boy. February 1, 2009