Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

matt day

Leaving work so ridiculously early that it doesn’t even make sense that you went into work to begin with.

I just got to work but i need a Matt day.

by Gman1980 June 6, 2018

Mataya

Mataya is nice and funny, and the most innocent person you know. She judges so much she could be on the Supreme Court of Canada.
But overall she is a great person to know and one of your greatest friends.

Guy 1:She’s so pretty!
Guy 2:I know she’s such a Mataya

by nobody likes me October 21, 2019

Party Martyrs

A group of people who dedicate their lives to partying. They will go to every extreme to make the party better and more memorable. They generally gather to play music in their spare time spreading the party spirit. They normally play punk rock with a mixture of ska and funk. They will regularly travel from venues to houses bringing the party wherever they go. They will inevitably die for the purpose of the parties to continue.

"Those Party Martyrs really Giver'."
"I like punk rock and I love the Party Martyrs."
"Edmonton!? Thats the home city of the Party Martyrs!"

by ithinkshewaseatingbugs February 28, 2010

eye matta

The booger that comes out the corner of your eyes

Eh little nasty boy go wipe out the duty eye matta out your eyeballs lol

by dunnied September 12, 2016

No Matt November

No Matt November is a free pass to post all the embarrassing videos of your friends without them doing shit about it.

Matt: Hey its No Matt November! we can finally post that video of Caleb jacking off!

Caleb: No Matt, please dont post it

by Br4ns0nboss17 November 12, 2019

Pulling a Matt

"Pulling a Matt" means reading off of a poster, sign, photo collage, billboard, back of a car, or any other means of signage or media et al, as you attempt to pretend that you know about the subject you are discussing.

AJ: Hey Minags, look at that twin turbo dual valve 3000 GT special XT edition.

Minags: Oh shut up AJ, you're just reading off the back of the car. Stop Pulling a Matt

by Xenu3123 June 17, 2009