Den Zagir machen

Sich auf dem Klo vor der Arbeit drücken

- was machst du auf der Arbeit wenn du keine Lust mehr hast?

+ den zagir machen

by Senananananana August 7, 2020

Tee feddich machen

A german sentence refering to a very chunky laugh causing your vocal cords to whistle and only air bursting out of your lungs thus resulting "finishing" the tea.

"Was machstn hier für ein tee feddich?"
"Deine Lache klingt als ob du dir gerade einen tee feddich machst!"
"Mit deiner lache kannst du auch einen Tee feddich machen"

by Fumll July 30, 2021

Devil’s Paper-Maché

A substance created when toilet paper is used to clean up jizz.

Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.

Guy after sex “Here’s some toilet paper”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”

by Dr. Brostein December 21, 2022

Machete

After the act of either anal sex, vaginal sex, behind the knee sex, and/or being BLOWN, the man removes his penis and with a slashing motion, during the release of his baby yogurt, slaps the female continuously across the facial area. This creates a flowing stream of white goodness that showers the females face. The man also has the option of screaming "Machete" as he is bringing down the cum hammer.

Dude, I got pissed at your mom yesterday so I went ahead and gave her a Machete. She then had the biscuits to say that she wanted another. Dude, your mom loves the cock!

by Fat Cobra & Stunt Man Mike May 18, 2007

matches by matches

two pyrotechnics falling in love

guy #1: yeah the other day i was burning leaves in the public park and this hot chick came down to join me in the festivities! soooo sweet!
guy #2: matches by matches i suppose.

by superatlasman September 28, 2009

MatchBoxing

The act or the decision to use Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas harmonic octave in every day dialog.

Exact vocal pitch to all 90's alternative rock songs.

1)Zach-"iss three ay em I muss be loanleiiiiiiahhh

I said beaiibeeeahh"

Jav- Zach stop matchboxing I'm trying to go to bed man.

2) Jav- How does that 90s rock song go again?

Drew- I dont know man, try matchboxing it.. they all sound the same.

by Javi1 February 24, 2013

Machete Punk

An indivisual associatied with the punk rock scene who is of
hispanic or latino descent.

Jorge Herrera is a widely known Machete punk
but would probably never address himself as one.

by Ruben B A July 26, 2007