by FireCrotch October 17, 2012
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by Tonksalot September 14, 2018
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by It's Catwoman May 18, 2021
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Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
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by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005
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by randy c December 28, 2003
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Ayn: To love is to value.
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Nan: We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it.
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Sam: Makes sense to me. That's deep.
by Patriot-X April 25, 2010
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3) A way to get the erection you get every mourning to go away
4) For men, using your hand to cause an orgasm
5) The only sleep over game for boys other than hand jobs.
6) The favorite activity of my both me and my six year old brother.
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Brian gave me 510 bucks to let him film me masturbating
Dan could withstand the movie's sex scene any loner. He whipped out his pecker and started to masturbate
Brian gave me 510 bucks to let him film me masturbating
by Penusus, The God of Sex September 21, 2006
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