Mask

It's an object you wear to protect you from thot bitches

I wear a mask because I'm hawt and sexy *uwu moment intensifies*

by shahiswet January 31, 2021

A mask

Slang for a mans dick when in the parking lot.

“I sat on a mask for 3 hours and he said it smelled great”

by SpankMyTaint January 13, 2021

Back-of-the-Mask Thinking

When the crisp-and-crude method of calculation, which yields an approximate instead of an exact answer to a problem, is done on a mask rather than on an envelope or a napkin.

With billions of people wearing a face mask to shield themselves against the coronavirus, the back-of-the-mask thinking is a lifelong guesstimation skill math teachers and tutors worldwide ought to promote to students during this pandemic crisis.

by MathPlus September 20, 2020

The Earl's Delightful Tea Mask

When you're wearing a kilt and squat over someone's face, with your balls near their mouth, and then fart.

It's bad enough you tackled him, worse that you did it while wearing a kilt, but did you really need to give him the Earl's Delightful Tea Mask?

by Zart Cosgrove August 20, 2006

Mask

Something that you should wear during coronavirus but like almost nobody does anyway.

JUST WEAR THE FRICKING MASK! What's better, a minor inconvenience for an hour or a major inconvenience of being on a ventilator for a week?

Karen: I DON'T NEED TO WEAR A MASK! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Bob: Yeah, if you wanna potentially die and kill others with covid...

by sirswagger21 July 8, 2020

Gorilla Mask

When a guy shaves his pubes and puts them in a bag. Then a girl gives him a blowjob until he is gonna cum. Then he will cum on her face. and empty th bag of pubes on her face. making the pubes stick to her face and looking like she is wearing a gorilla mask.

Jenna: "You know Mark?"

Jessica: "Yeah, I heard he gives massive Gorilla Masks

Jenna: "Its true, He gave me on and i used it on Halloween!"

by Dylan (triip) Herzberg January 9, 2009

gorilla mask

You shave off the person's pubes and put them in a ziplock bag. Then you spunk on their face and then sprinkle the hair over it.

Johnny helped me put together a gorilla mask for my halloween costume.

by Anonymous December 19, 2002