making put

The act of wishing you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.

I was making put in my yard with this girl, you sees, when a Coyotey comes and swallows all the put. Now, how am I supposed to feed it to the needy children?

making put by Wiktorus December 16, 2007

Making jazyck 

Slang for intimate and sexual actions, usually used an insult to ones mother

Guy one- "hey dude what's up"

Guy two- "nothing much brohamin just got back from making jazyck with your momma"

Guy one- "oh Brahski not cool"

Making jazyck by Mr.Limp February 22, 2011

Making a Maggie 

Named after "Maggie"

The act of Bumbling about.
Hissing when burping.
and/or poor English pronunciation

Making a Maggie pronunciation: - JIZZ I tore my CHURCH (Geez, I tore my shirt.)

Making a Maggie by The Other Mother April 3, 2011

Mashing the Banana

a term used to describe the act of vigorously stroking the penis at a pace that generates a ‘mashing’ sensation. Also closely related to 'mashin the nana'.

Hey, where'd Cody go?
He's off Mashing the Banana no doubt.

Mashing the Banana by tripppers October 24, 2011

Making Toothpicks 

Hitting a tree, or telephone pole or any large stationary object made of wood, with your car or truck.

Matt - What happened to the front end of your pickup?

Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.

Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.

Making Toothpicks by Random Killer November 22, 2011

Making sticky keys 

When you look at porn for so long that all the keys are sticky to the touch.

"My palms keep getting stuck to the spacebar. Chuck must have been making sticky keys last night."

Making sticky keys by Rudolf Hailey September 10, 2011

Making Snakes

to have to make a bowel movement urgently

Wow I got to get to the toilet, t minus 10 seconds till I'm making snakes bra!

Making Snakes by this guy over there December 28, 2011