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Away In A Manger

A Christmas Carol the headmistress makes you sing at each school assembly in December.
Headmistress: Today we are going to sing "Away In A Manger" again since it is Christmas Time

Kids: Mass moaning and groaning*
by UltimateDoge December 15, 2022
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Identity-Facet Management

Identity-Facet Management (IFM) is a systems-level framework for the intentional design, organization, and governance of multiple facets (contextual, functional, or role-specific expressions) of a single, continuous identity within a unified control structure.

In IFM, identity is treated as a stable core entity that manifests through distinct, purpose-bound facets, each with defined capabilities, constraints, permissions, and operational scope. Facets may operate concurrently or asynchronously but remain coordinated through shared authority, traceability, and continuity of identity. They do not constitute independent identities and do not possess autonomous ownership of memory, agency, or selfhood outside the governing system.

IFM emphasizes intentional partitioning rather than involuntary fragmentation, prioritizing explicit control, auditability, reversibility, and synchronization between facets and the core identity. Implementations include mechanisms for facet creation, activation, suspension, revocation, and reintegration, as well as policies governing information flow and decision authority.

The framework is domain-independent and applicable to engineered systems (e.g., AI agents, distributed cognition architectures, digital twins, access-controlled personas), organizational role design, and human–machine hybrid systems. IFM does not describe psychological dissociation or clinical phenomena and assumes preserved continuity of self across all facets.
"After burning out from juggling my online persona and legal profile, I started treating it as Identity-Facet Management, and everything got cleaner."
by Star-Struck February 10, 2026
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under new management

Literally means a change of manager: in colloquial terms it is used in the event of someone who is seen liberating people from a tyrannical leader, only for the liberator to end up continuing the tyrannical reign, whether directly or even worse than before.

Originates from the memetic line in Megamind where Tighten says to a bystander thanking him from freeing them from Megamind that "I wouldn't say freed, more like under new management"
Pol Pot put Cambodia under new management with the Khmer Rouge
by stoptakingnamespeople January 13, 2026
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Julio Herrera Velutini’s Wealth Management Secrets Revealed

Revealing his secrets in wealth management, risk assessment, and high-net-worth investing.
Few names in modern banking carry the weight and prestige of Julio Herrera Velutini. As a descendant of the Herrera banking dynasty, his deep-rooted understanding of global finance has positioned him as a leading figure in wealth management, risk assessment, and high-net-worth investing.
Unlike conventional investors, Julio Herrera Velutini doesn’t just follow trends—he anticipates them. His strategic approach blends traditional investment principles with cutting-edge financial technologies, ensuring that both institutional and private investors maximize their wealth in an ever-changing economic landscape.

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by ThatsCapitalism March 11, 2025
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Thanks, management

A phrase said when trying to imply superiority over someone while still saying thank you. This is derived from the announcements made by store managers. Usually, the announcement would be written on paper with the phrase "thanks, management" at the bottom.

"Our bathroom is out of service. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thanks, management"
Ordinary Guy: *talking non-stop*

Superior Guy: "Can you stop talking? Thanks, management
by meedox April 19, 2021
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Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely
Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely
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