I don't want to be murdered in the face while visiting Tacoma Wa
Someone might murder me in the face, while I am in Seattle Wa
Someone might murder me in the face, while I am in Seattle Wa
by jrwwoollff August 23, 2019
Get the Murdered in the facemug. "Oh god, I think I can see some murder spaghetti!"
"I'm running as fast as I can! How is this murder spaghetti catching up with me, it doesn't even have legs!"
"If you get bitten by a murder spaghetti you're doomed."
"I'm running as fast as I can! How is this murder spaghetti catching up with me, it doesn't even have legs!"
"If you get bitten by a murder spaghetti you're doomed."
by SleepyNotes March 3, 2021
Get the Murder spaghettimug. A murder of a fellow human being that has not been attempted, as opposed to attempted murder which did happen.
"Your honor, if I may speak, that was not a threat that I made, but rather a murder that would not be attempted out of respect for the law. An unattempted murder if you will."
by Weweresupposedtogetmarried August 18, 2023
Get the Unattempted Murdermug. by anonymous February 6, 2022
Get the MURDERATIONmug. A hot robot woman who married a guy called khan and had a child called uzi who listens to my chemical romance,she died to a disassembly drones nanite acid very ouchy
by Sparkle_gelatine August 23, 2024
Get the Nori murder dronesmug. 
So when I don't give a shit about people dying, me bad... When you don't give a shit, you good? Right? Like, to do this to me you have to violate some of your own moral presuppositions... So, how are you not petty desperate people taking your lack of control out on a dissident? Like, controlling women's body wrong but controlling my mind and life not wrong? How are you 'good?'
Hym "This is exactly why I don't feel bad about your kids getting murdered, by the way. Your collective response the CEO murder is illuminating though... I would wager... That whether or not you identify with the CEO determines whether or not you're apathetic about his death. The same could be said about the Jordan Neely death... And here I am in the strange position of identifying with BOTH! Do you ever actually reconcile with the limitations of your own empathy? This is what I meant when I said you're incapable of being the thing you need to be to defeat me..."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
Get the CEO Murdermug.