Mount Phukidunno

Located at Camp David, Mount Phukidunno is known for its mysterious nature, with its name literally translating to "fuck it, I don't know." Populated almost exclusively by aquatic snails and an elusive beetle, Phukidunno has been studied extensively by ecologists for its uniquely low oxygen content.

Mount Phukidunno possesses a unique climate that most humans would quickly die in!
Yeah, it's a really specific climate that only snails can survive.

by Thezachary May 20, 2024

Mount Everett Regional High School

After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…

Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”

by virginphobic November 25, 2021

mount silver

A pokémon creepypasta where slowly, everyone dies from hypothermia and frostbite, including red and YOU. Your pokémon die in this order, Meganium, Pidgeot, Lugia, Feraligatr, Tyranitar, Typhlosion.
also that pikachu jumpscare scared the shit out of me along with celebi’s perish song that fucking hurt

Person 1: hey have you heard of mount silver
Person 2: yes, the celebi perish song hurt
Person 1: indeed

by ObscuredEyes November 27, 2021

Jaunty Mount

Pirate sex move.

That pirate is underway in their 'Jaunty Mount' with their bedfellow.

by iamlittlerywhothefuckareyou February 11, 2024

Mount St. smellens

The pile of feces and toilet paper in a portable job site toilet.

Dude don’t go in the portable. There is a literal Mount St. Smellens in there.

by Beezlebuub March 14, 2024

Mount Flushmore

A moniker granted to Donald John Trump after intelligence from the White House facility management was received, that he violated the Presidential Recordings and Materials Preservation Act by flushing documents down his toilet, in turn causing congestion in said and downstream sanitary devices.

Will Mount Flushmore run again in 2024?

by Dr Nope February 16, 2022