by ZeroCouch August 3, 2007
Get the mother chonky mug.the ability of a mother to hear what her children are up to even when they are very quiet about it and are in the next room.
by Una Malachica February 13, 2008
Get the mother's ear mug.Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker
Literal Definition:
A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
Literal Definition:
A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.
by Jane Brane January 6, 2008
Get the douche mother mug.You mother fruscker!
by watches February 10, 2019
Get the Mother Fruscker mug.It's like what's in Electra's story, but with the daddy replaced with mommy, and they lick each other's pussies.
Btw, pussy DOES NOT refer to cats.
Btw, pussy DOES NOT refer to cats.
Stephen Hawking's wife and Stephen Hawking's wife are now having a mother-and-daughter now he's dead.
by TheHummingbird November 18, 2020
Get the Mother-and-daughter mug.An older woman who is humble, who walks along side of you as you strive to fulfill your spiritual walk and assignments with God. A woman who knows how to encourage you; prays for you, yet does not let you ignore the truth and will lovingly rebuke you if necessary then will cryand laugh with you. She points you always to the Holy Trinity that God will be praised and honored. She is concerned about your eternal soul.
Alyssa's Spiritual mother helped her figure out which lesson to teach the children in Bible class.
Raymond's spiritual mother listened as he told her how he wanted to create an agency to help foster children.
Raymond's spiritual mother listened as he told her how he wanted to create an agency to help foster children.
by Evangelist CS January 10, 2021
Get the Spiritual mother mug.Elderly female, offering crusty toast with butter and sweet strawberry jam and chocolate milk so you almost can't stop having breakfast. She puts new sheets on and organizes internet access to make your best time abroad.
Not to be confused with room service.
Not to be confused with room service.
by cinch January 3, 2012
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