the lord mayor

A park out the front of the desired location. In reference to the good parking spot the lord mayor recieves at city hall.

Hell yes, i scored the lord mayor.

by the patousse November 8, 2006

swamp lord

Being the lord of a swamp.

"Who's that guy covered in mud?"
"Oh that's Tom, he's a SWAMP LORD."

by #1 Swamp Lord in Murica December 25, 2015

slang lord

One who distributes drugs in high volumes to a large client base while simultaneously making large sums of money and evading law enforcement.

They try to lock up my boy Jaleel for flippin' too much yay. Homie J is a slang lord best believe he got away.

by baphomet mother June 9, 2016

Child Lord

A child lord is a person who was born in a small town and can control anyone. Hitler was a child lord. Only one is born per century. Generally a Child Lord is born into a bad situation. This causes the child's development to be changed and sometimes they become able to control anyone. If a Child Lords powers are used wisely good things come from them.

The twentieth century's Child Lord killed millions of people.

by Ph.D.Ph.D. Bear October 15, 2016

Wang Lord

One with the largest penis

Johnny is the wang lord

by John A. Mcdon May 2, 2007

Lording the Ring

(V.) The act of sticking your finger into any kind of hole preferably in front of an evil wizard.

Elijah Wood enjoys lording the ring, especially if it involves hunky elves.

by The Maxibator May 5, 2010

Lord of the FAP

The one who takes fapping to a whole new level. He is a legend, a masterful, master of masturbation. He is the "Lord of the Fap"

One may never witness the FAP of the Lord of the FAP. It is so extraordinary that the eyes would be set afire, the hair would turn to snakes, and the heart would explode as the genitals burst into flames.

by LadySewz October 9, 2014