Loobie Doobie

When you roll a joint, and cover it with sex jelly, and then light it and stick it up your ass and suck in with your sphincter. You inhale the smoke through your butthole getting a most desired high.

"Ohh yeah, its party time! Light me up a loobie doobie!"

by Jub March 4, 2005

Northern Somalian Lobster Slap

This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.

man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.

by feldpar February 18, 2009

lobstarpro

This is a name for an amazing youtuber who has more subscribers than pewdiepie himself and has the highest quality content out of every youtuber if you come across his channel you should definetly subscribe to him

LobstarPro is the best youtuber ever

by Anonymous0002832 April 13, 2019

tye dye lobster bib

a sexual act performed in which the participants smear each other with a concoction of blended fecal matter and seminal fluid (and urine if thats your kind of thing)

Do you know Rick? him and his girlfriend were on shrooms and i guess they tye dye lobster bibbed.

by Charlie, Barker, and rivas. April 3, 2010

lobsterstory

A type of fanfiction written for the TV show Friends centering around true love.

My lobsterstory is about how much Ross and Rachel love each other.
Ross is Rachel's lobster.

by perkyshadowgirl October 13, 2006

Loois

A guy who is awesome at gaming and flips, and he loves tacos. And don't mess with him bruh.

Oh have you met loois? He is so awesome and loves tacos

by Loois176 December 12, 2016

Lobsterism

1. A school of philosophy encompassing the works of the Canadian author and psychologist Jordan B. Peterson. The tenants for which can be found in the reference material "12 Rules For Life: An Antidote To Chaos".

2. To be dangerous, yet virtuous, as there is no morality being harmless.

"For such a potentially intimidating man, I don't know anyone as noble and courageous as Jeff. That's true lobsterism for you."

by tHe PeNgUiN oF cUm August 6, 2018