big dick lewis 

Me

I have a big dick because my name is lewis

me: I HAVE HUGE DING DONG

everyone: Big Dick Lewis

big dick lewis by BIGDICKLEWIS July 31, 2019

Sir Mike Lewis 

Hi, I'm Mike Lewis. I'm here to talk about our lord and savior Martin the GEICO Gecko. He preaches to us our daily prayer, stating that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Vote Mike Lewis as your next Presdident of U.S.A. (United Sheds of America).

Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.

-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months

"Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag."
-Sir Mike Lewis.

Sir Mike Lewis by Sir Mike Lewis March 29, 2022

Doing A Lewis

The act of wanting to die by any means. Wether it’s by a spitfire, in a hole or simply not waking up in the morning

God what a weekend that was, I may just be Doing A Lewis in a minute.

Doing A Lewis by Norwich city center November 24, 2022

Kevin lewis 

An uncultured, raging alcoholic who loves Imbreading in water with them small plums

Fuck I i’m a Kevin Lewis

Kevin lewis by Gareth Ali October 21, 2020

Dean Lewis Injury Scale 

Named after the world class prime athlete and gymnast cruelly felled in his prime by a tree surgeon.
Now he can only survive in the sitting position pathetically tweaking instruments with his horibly deformed 4 and a half digited paw.
Available for claims direct adverts.

He got £10,000 on the dean lewis injury scale at the old bailey

Dean Lewis Injury Scale by bigus robus December 14, 2012

Ray Lewis 

Best NFL linebacker of all time who was accused of murder, but was obviously innocent. Was the leader of the greatest defense of all time, the 2000 Ravens, he is the emotional leader of the ravens today.

Nicknamed Sugar Ray, Ray Ray, Etc

Ray Lewis just owned Willie Parker!

Ray Lewis by CLiv51 May 26, 2009

kelli lewis 

A "Kelli Lewis" is quote me on this, A short, sweet, sexy, and perverted girl. She likes food too much. She i absolutely gorgeous. She's shy around certain people. She hates the way she looks and everything about herself. She loves her boyfriend. People don't know why she thinks she not as pretty as she actually is. She has beautiful eyes and hair. Has an amazing smile. She's not afraid to kick you in the balls if you mess with her. Everyone the hates her envy's her and the rest just love her because of her personality and looks(:

Person 1: God, That girl's so pretty.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That girls * points *
Person 2: Oh, That's a Kelli Lewis

kelli lewis by Iloveyoumorethananything<3 April 1, 2010