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The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major

Boys Town in Omaha, Nebraska is a legend with its history of helping to change the lives of many troubled youth and has long been a tradition in Omaha. But it did fail with regards to one ex-resident still living in Omaha, who still proves to be a menace to those that encounter him in situations that cannot be avoided. Larry Major is one example of a failure that requires Boys Town to swallow their pride. We don’t know what criteria are used by Boys Town to determine if someone is suitable to be returned to society, but it is a fact that this one extreme defect managed to slip by their scrutiny. Considering what they had to work with, they probably could only do just so much, to draw a good analogy; like trying to rescue a rabid dog. This miserable aberration however should not be considered a reflection on the fine work this institution continues to practice.
The Nigger Larry 'Boys Town' Major reaffirms the fact that even the best institution cannot reform a miserable pathetic creature that will never under any circumstances be acceptable by any society.
by Turds Ditmars December 24, 2012
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Ashy Larry

A participant in the World Series of Dice. He was only supposed to be throwing out the trash.
Damn Larry, get upstairs and put on some lotion!
by Doombot March 11, 2004
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Stink Larry

the general name given to someone who stinks. Stink larries do not have a regard for personal hygiene and just walk around smelling like ass.

If you know someone who smells bad all the time and never bathes then feel free to start calling him Stink Larry. Especially if his name is not Larry.
Guy1:Holy shit! that kid in my math class stinks like ass!!!!!

Guy2:yeah, i know. I don't even know what his name is...

Guy1:Yeah, i just call him Stink Larry!
by george133 July 25, 2010
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livin like larry

an episode of Spongebob Squarepants called “A Life in a Day.” In this show, Spongebob and Patrick decide to try to live like Larry the Lobster. They decide that living like Larry means living in the moment and ignoring all reason. Spongebob and Patrick end up pulling a bunch of crazy stunts and getting hurt. Larry realizes that Spongebob and Patrick are hurting themselves to be like him so he better explains the concept of "livin' like Larry" as living life to the fullest and not maiming yourselves.
rob: what are we doing tonight?
sean: livin like larry
by shaniqua nickelodian July 31, 2009
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The Larry Dolan Circle of Suck

When some asshole cheapskate Major League Baseball owner trades his top level talent for bullshit prospects when they are due to get paid, hence signaling a rebuilding process. 5 years down the road, he will inevitably trade that talent when and if they are due for a contract, signaling the beginning of another rebuilding process.
Larry Dolan's minion, Mark Shapiro, dealt the reigning Cy Young award winner for 4 guys who will inevitably be bagging groceries in a few short years, continuing the Larry Dolan circle of suck.
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on larry

When you need to tell someone how serious you are and saying on god doesn’t work hit them with the “on Larry cuh” then they’ll be able to see how serious this situation is.
Greg: “Yo my cousin got me pregnate

Dequavis: “Bullshit”
Greg: “Na on Larry son”

Dequavis: “😱”
by Black Bruce lee January 2, 2019
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bad larry

a NOUN, a general reference used in place of something that is savory or desirable, something sick or something that has some hunion
"Hey Ralph, nice dirtbike, where'd you pick up that bad larry"

"It just got a new exhaust for my truck, that bad larry is LOUD"
by Casey O'Hara December 25, 2004
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