big lag

when u find the perfect thing to say but the chance to say it has left

I wasn't paying attention because I was big lagging

by teenbishkokie May 02, 2021

Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.

Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.

by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022

Smut Lag

The feeling you get when you find out a really hot
porn actress is retired after seeing her in a adult
movie tube video.

Bro I thought I was going to become a porn star & do like 10 movies with this bitch but I found out she has 10 kids with a second husband and got smut lag!

by breadstickprotector October 07, 2011

Abby Lag

When exiting a game and Abby's WIFI takes a shit.

"THIS IS WHY I HAT....." this is Abby Lag

by 1123xx March 12, 2023

Lags McGee

A player in an online game who is lagging, possibly causing other players to lag as well.

Damnit Mike! Quit being Lags McGee!

by mikeyshoes March 07, 2009

lag spasm

When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.

"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."

by annnnonnnnymous August 29, 2011

Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.

Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!

by Deadlagbaby September 12, 2020