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knight

the art of a male tapping his penis on the head and shoulders of a suspecting or unsuspecting female, like a knight being dubbed.

knighting can be done after sex to give approval to the female.

knighting can also be done to an unsuspecting female kind of like a raunchier chiefing.
Example 1

guy 1: "i heard you hit it with that chick last night, was she good?"

guy: "good enough to get knighted!"

Example 2

guy 1: "hey man look at that chick, she's totally passed out."

guy 2: "ya, let's chief her"

guy 1: "naw man, lets knight her!"
by nothinggoldcanstay January 17, 2011
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Vampire Knight

A horrid japanese animu. The plot is basically Twilight with magicians and incest, with awful character development, and a mentally deficient fanbase.
Typical Vampire Knight fan: BlackRose31: Zero will kill all haters with his Bloody Rose gun!!!
by JamesHighwind January 27, 2011
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Dark Knight

Dark Knight is the coolest dude alive. His insane skills both on and off the computer amaze and astound all, especially the ladies. Can frequently be found on comic message boards hitting on other men's girlfriends and underage girls from Canada.
by DK January 11, 2004
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Vampire Knight

A mopey, brooding, pathetic manga/anime about vampires and humans. Very similar to Twilight, but creepier, with the whole incest thing. So why can't I stop reading it?
Vampire Knight= creepy, but addictive.
by SilawenGreenleaf August 17, 2011
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Knightmare

Master of all. Owns the pimps, pimpettes, sluts, ho's, whores. Master of bang-bus.com Master of Kat_3y3z.
* Kat_3y3z wipes a little off of her chin
<Kat_3y3z> sorry,
<Kat_3y3z> missed my mouth
<Knightmare> Yeah, I did.
by Knightmare August 22, 2004
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Knights

The BEST, I mean BEST junior hockey team in CANADA, and the WORLD!! They achieved the title "BEST" by kicking some major ass this year, including Sidney Crosby and the Oceanic. Giving them a shut-out by the tune of 4-0, in the Memorial Cup final to be named 2005 Champions!!
Guy 1: Wanna go to a Knights game tonight?
Guy 2: Who are the Knights??
Guy 1: Dude, you suck when you don't even know who the Knights are!! I definetly don't wanna go with you now!
by Knighter September 17, 2005
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The Dark Knight

Is an extremely overrated 2008 Film starring christian Bale and Heath Ledger.

The film is a sequel to batman begins. It is also going to be the highest grossing film ever, only because everyone feels bad about Ledger being dead and that they feel that he did such a great job portraying the joker, when in truth many actors could have performed equally.
So the old cum farts at the academy will bow to the millions of brainless fanboys' wishes and give the oscar for best supporting actor to Heath ledger's corpse.

It will happen, just wait and see.
(Theatre showing The Dark Knight...)
Gay 13-year-old fanboy: OMG! OMG! LEDGER IS TEH BEST DEAD AKTOR EVAR! ohhh.... *fap fap fap*
Heath ledger's ghost: wow...commiting suicide was a good idea afterall.
by Suck Balls To All Yalls August 19, 2008
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