Kevin

One of the most amazing and beautiful people on this earth. Extremely funny and outgoing. Kind of a dark sense of humor. Confidence practically radiates off him. Extreme sarcasm. But he's also one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He's generous and has great manners, and will do whatever he can to make sure you're okay. PURE GODLIKE BEAUTY. How can a man be this gorgeous? The world may never know. Usually around 6'0-6'3. Wears a lot of flannels, loves rock and music in general, kind of a geek when it comes to things like Harry Potter and LOTR.

Madi- "Who's that fine piece of man candy over there???"
Kyla- "That's Kevin! Isn't he amazing?"
Madi- "Total daddy material!"

by h e l p m e October 31, 2017

Kevin

A being that exists everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Kevins tend to vary from being extremely fuckboy-ish to being the spazziest little shit you've ever known. A well balanced Kevin can be a very friendly guy with pretty decent looks, he also will always be there to help you out whenever you need it or if you just simply want someone to hang out with. Kevins also tend to have to be asked how they're feeling, otherwise they won't spill until they burst into sadness for a while. Treat your Kevin well.

"Have you seen Kevin?"
"Yeah he's a really weird guy."
"What about other Kevin?"
"Now HE'S super hot."

by Rank #1 Kevin November 17, 2017

Kevin

A guy who is overly obsessed with saying "Deez Nutz" He is very annoying and likes to trigger people a lot. Also, he is dumb and likes to brag about how good his grades are. Kevin will also never get girls in his life, therefore he is a virgin. He may be obsessed with eating grapes and strawberries, too. He likes to bring up old memes and starts saying it all day long.

Kevin is so annoying.

by hi my name is kevin 2 December 6, 2017

Kevin

A tall noob who jacks off when he plays Animal Jam

Dude I saw a Kevin yesterday in my house.

by Herootoneu May 13, 2018

Kevin

A guy who dresses in a very weird way almost like a skater boy he skateboards and has crazy hair and is very handsome and has lots of friends and is a greaf guy to date and he has a huge dick and you can never not have fun with him.

Omg kevin is such a skater boy

He is so hot

by Idintreallyknow February 10, 2018

Kevin

When you tap into your inner melee god and kill with melee and Ripper.

Guy 1: I can't believe I just got Kevin'd
Guy 2: We are definitely going to lose now!!

by Relicta Deicide May 6, 2018

Kevin

the name of someone who thinks he is funny

kevin thinks hes funny i hope he gets hit by 20 trucks on the highway and his body is eaten by predators so that he doesnt get a funeral and nobody knows hes dead

by clayxbh December 3, 2019