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Kevin Jonas 

a guitar player for the band the jonas brothers. contrary to popular belief, he is not nor will ever be "the best guitar player in the world." he is the least popular among the three brothers, which means he is the last choice among twelve year olds to which one they would want want to lose their virginity to.
girl: KEVIN JONAS THEE SMEXY-EST!!!

(sentenced to death)
Kevin Jonas by aiipuchika August 7, 2009

Joe Jonas 

Member of the greatest band ever- the JONAS BROTHERS
He's from New Jersey, and has 3 brothers- Nick (15), Kevin (20), and Frankie (7)

His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas
Before becoming a musician he wanted to be a comedian.
Enjoys running.
Favorite drink: orange Gatorade
Favorite Sport: Wiffel Ball.
Was born in Casa Grande, Arizona, grew up in Wyckoff New Jersey and now resides in Los Angeles.
Became home-schooled in 7th grade.
Collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens as a child.
His favorite movie is School For Scoundrels.
Favorite sport is soccer.
His favorite school subject is math.
His favorite author is Dr. Seuss.
His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day.

HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN!!!
Obviously he is the best looking and most talented Jonas Brother. He has the biggest package I've ever seen. The BIGGEST jonas brother- if you know what i'm saying ;)Clearly they most idolized package in the world. He makes headbands and tambourines sexy. Makes girls melt when he sings. He is slightly clumsy at times but it makes girls love him even more. He has the best personality. Makes tight pants look good. He is so dangerous that he uses umbrella's inside- also known as DJ Danger. He is known for acting crazy and saying ridiculous things- HE IS HILARIOUS. Makes funy videos with his brothers on youtube.Known for his sexy "joehawk". MAKES GIRLS MELT WITH HIS KILLER BOD. HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.
"hey joe will you bang, i mean hang with me?"

"hey joe wanna mate, i mean date?"

"sex me now joe... did i just say that out loud?"

"he's HUGE...that's NICE"

"JOE JONAS IS MINE. back off biznatch."
Joe Jonas by mrs. joe jonas January 21, 2008

Joe Jonas 

The most amazing, funny, talented man to ever walk the earth.

Most teenage girls want to rape him in his sleep, but I don't roll like that.

Has a nice booty and can do the splits better than most gymnasts.
Did you see Pricilla Presley's death split on Dancing With The Stars? She TOTALLY pulled a Joe Jonas.

joe jonas 

the hottest nut hugger alive
End of story
Joe Jonas's cock is much bigger than yours.
joe jonas by JSDLKFJLKJDSFLK May 19, 2008

nick jonas 

Nicolas Jerry Jonas is the 15 year old super-mega second-to-youngest cutie of the super hot band the Jonas Brothers. He has two hot and smexy older brothers named Joseph Adam Jonas (18) and Paul Kevin Jonas II (20).
nick jonas by mrsjonasx3 January 15, 2008

joe jonas 

person 1:hey did u see joe jonas on tv
person 2: oh you mean the sexiest beast ever
joe jonas by lovealex710 June 27, 2008

Bonus Jonas

Also known as Frankie Jonas, the youngest brother of Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas and Kevin Jonas of the band "The Jonas Brothers". Although Frankie is not in the band, he is still as awesome as his brothers who are.
"Frankie Jonas is the Bonus Jonas of the Jonas Brothers!"
Bonus Jonas by holllyj August 16, 2008